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SPO2. A letter from B.U.M. S. (British Universal Moral Standards)

Glimpses of your naked form through you bedroom window have sent dogs running and given children nightmares

SP07 A list of new quangos instigated by the government.

Following the success of the electricity watchdog Off-watt. The Government have a load more planned like the watch dog for the hard of hearing Off-what?

SP03. The new ‘breathing act.’

A bizarre Government Act. In an effort to lower the carbon dioxide in the atmosphere you must exhale into plastic bags and deposit the co2 at air banks

SP04. Hate mail

A letter in the form of hate mail . Initially the letter appears to be full of seething dislike for the recipient but has a slightly kinder final line.

SP08. Letter from the Police

It seems that every 250th person in this country is likely to commit serious crime at sometime in their life (fact) You are the 250th person on our list so call into the police station to confess your crime.

SP05. CIRCULAR TO ALL PATIENTS

A virus is spreading with symptoms similar to a cold. But when you read you find may becoming words jumbled and blurrrrrrred ! !

SP06 For women only

A man pyramid where women donate their man in the hope of getting a better one. (Sexually orientated)

SP11 Spoof Advert

The company ‘Incarceration Unlimited’ will sell you a cage in which to keep your unruly off-sping called

‘The Guantanamo’.

SP12 The Truth About Jack & Jill

An interesting story of why Jack & Jill went up the hill. A story of beer, sex, passion and violence.

SP09 LETTER FROM SO.C.C.E.R (Society Of County Cricket English Rules)

Letter states that some existing statements and phrases are politically incorrect and must be changed. (Would only interest a Cricket Fan)

SP10. Central Local Authority Council Tax Review.

In an effort to curry votes for the next election the Government have created a number of new categories into which you may fit and get a Council Tax rebate.

SP13 Spoof Advert

‘Best Boilers Limited’ will take out your ‘old boiler’ and supply you with a new sexier updated model !

SP16 ORGANGRINDERS advert

Get you new spare parts from the Organ-Grinders. They are offally good!

SP15 MANHANDLE Advert

Ladies get yourself a new man. To avoid embarrassment they arrive in a PLAIN BROWN SUIT

SP14 VAT MAN’S CHARTER.

Rules governing how a vat man must make life difficult for his client.

SP17 New Council tax rebates

Government initiative to win votes. An unliklely cross selection ofthe public will get a Council Tax rebate

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Ref: SP02

Date as postmark

Lusting House, 2, Rude Street, Barestead, Middlesex, UR 2BAD

WEBSITE www. Bums.co.uk. E-MAIL look@bums.co.uk

Chairman. R.Sowle Treasurer. A Butt

Dear Friend,

I am grieved by the necessity of having to write to you on such matters but pressure has been bought to BARE, by several of your neighbours, the Local Council and those of a nervous disposition.

It would seem that over the past few weeks, neighbours, dog walkers - and subsequently sight seers - have caught a glimpse of your NAKED FORM through the window within the confines of your bedroom, which according to all the seasoned local oglers, gawpers, voyeurs and peeping toms, is not a pretty sight.

In the last few days your thoughtless cavorting's have caused chaos in the local vicinity. The briefest sight of your ‘stitch less’ form, has terrified two dogs, sent well adjusted men running, and given numerous children nightmares!

The interests of all concerned would be served by you closing your curtains during the period that you find yourself ‘uncovered’!

Yours in disgusting anticipation.

p.p. Hevver B. Nad

Humorous Hoaxes, Practical jokes